August 2012
15 posts
Cosmo sex tip #328
cosmo-sex-tips:
When she moans ” Don’t stop!” follow it with ” believiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg”
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*sigh…I miss having that feeling
COsmo sex tip #103
pinoyjonc316:
cosmo-sex-tips:
Go super sayain in the middle of sex.
But don’t be like goku and take 5 episodes to finish
rubbiitanngg:
Because everyone has their own escape, this boy found his.
July 2012
5 posts
Double deuces!
6 pack of Guinness on Tuesday. 26 Soju shots and a glass of cabernet sauvignon on Wednesday. 2 40s and a few hits on Thursday. I don’t remember what happened Friday…but it was at Elbow Room. 20 or so beers (more or less), Chardonnay, Moscato, and some Pinnacle Whipped+Orange Fanta on Saturday.
Happy birthday to me. Now to get some rest!
Reblog if you stared at this until it ended.
June 2012
4 posts
Turn on:A girl that acts and looks innocent but...
May 2012
14 posts
itssmichellle:
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
LOL omg
soyysauceeboii:
Never, Ever Give Up. Arthur’s Inspirational Transformation
“If this story can inspire someone you know, please share it with them! Arthur Boorman was a disabled veteran of the Gulf War for 15 years, and was told by his doctors that he would never be able to walk on his own, ever again. He stumbled upon an article about Diamond Dallas Page doing Yoga and decided to give it a try...
b4tmatt:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make...
April 2012
53 posts
Girls who brag that "many guys are after me"
pinoyjonc316:
Should not forget that low prices attract many customers.